Kudos to @DatingMary who came across this profile, that shows absolutely no hint of bitterness or frustration whatsoever:
About Me:
I am looking for a woman who will:
– Turn down the radio when I am driving in traffic to tell me about your friend who always seems to date the same types of jerks because she’s an idiot
– Change the playoff game so that you can watch a rerun of Gossip Girl
– Ask a lot of questions during movies
– Ensure everyone understands how bad animal products are
– Leave her face on my pillow case when she goes home so it’s like she’s still there
Inquire within. Thank you. Management
If you are applying, please include the following obligatory pictures of you:
– Kissing a dolphin
– In the color race
– Skydiving
– With a statue or wax figure
– By the pool or on the beach taking a picture of your “legs and feet”
– In your car from an angle so it shows the backseat…. preferably with a child in the back
– Taking a selfie with your cleavage being front and center while your profile clearly states you will not respond to booty calls or “hey sexy”
Extra credit for pictures of your dogs and cats by themselves, bonus points if they are dressed up
Geez… trouble in paradise much?
Aside from not being in the same part of the world, I wouldn’t be a good match with him, because I only have one of his required photos (which I am now considering removing..)
I certainly hope he finds what he is looking for. Be careful what you wish for, ya’ll!
Soon2BeCatLady 
Reblogged this on wifemothersurvivor and commented:
This. This is one of the top 5 factors that keep me married 😉
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Which picture do you have?
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Color run.
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Umm.. I mean.. Cats dressed as humans. 😉
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:). I have one of me kissing a dolphin, which is why I asked.
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Not all of the ones he mentioned are ‘bad’ pictures.
Don’t trust the crazy to tell you what’s normal!
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I don’t know, it doesn’t necessarily suggest he is bitter. Admittedly, a lot of those above are typical male complaints of female profiles, I know I complained about some of those things too.
It’s possible he simply has a dry sense of humour?
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I think he’s hilarious and obviously joking. . .
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