As a woman on the internet, I get a lot of messages that are very complimentary towards me. Sometimes I “have an awesome profile” and other times I’m “gorgeous.” I always feel it necessary to send, at very least, a thank you. It’s nice when someone goes out of their way to compliment you.
“You’re gorgeous”
“Aww, thank you!”
“You’re welcome. :-)”
We very well could have ended our conversation here. That was certainly my intent. But, something inspired him to write again:
“I wish I could bury my face between your legs”
WHY DO MEN FIND THIS ACCEPTABLE TO SEND TO A WOMAN!?!?!?!? I assume the mindset is “I’d love it if a woman told me she wanted to spend some time between my legs.” Most of us females don’t find that a turn-on from a complete stranger. (Or even not complete strangers.) I’m going to encourage you NOT to send that type of message to someone on the internet.
I wasn’t quite sure how to respond to this. I could have ignored it, but then the blog wouldn’t be as entertaining.
“I have a court order against using men’s heads as a thigh master. I’m NOT going back to prison!”
“Lmao”
“Love the humor though”
All I can think of now is Prison Mike, from “The Office.”
Yes, that’s me. I just don’t see where I’m going wrong in my quest for a man. 😉
What happens when a woman creates an obviously fake OKCupid profile, declaring her love for cats and only cats?
Kudos to @DatingMary who came across this profile, that shows absolutely no hint of bitterness or frustration whatsoever:
About Me:
I am looking for a woman who will:
– Turn down the radio when I am driving in traffic to tell me about your friend who always seems to date the same types of jerks because she’s an idiot
– Change the playoff game so that you can watch a rerun of Gossip Girl
– Ask a lot of questions during movies
– Ensure everyone understands how bad animal products are
– Leave her face on my pillow case when she goes home so it’s like she’s still there
Inquire within. Thank you. Management
If you are applying, please include the following obligatory pictures of you:
– Kissing a dolphin
– In the color race
– Skydiving
– With a statue or wax figure
– By the pool or on the beach taking a picture of your “legs and feet”
– In your car from an angle so it shows the backseat…. preferably with a child in the back
– Taking a selfie with your cleavage being front and center while your profile clearly states you will not respond to booty calls or “hey sexy”
Extra credit for pictures of your dogs and cats by themselves, bonus points if they are dressed up
Geez… trouble in paradise much?
Aside from not being in the same part of the world, I wouldn’t be a good match with him, because I only have one of his required photos (which I am now considering removing..)
I certainly hope he finds what he is looking for. Be careful what you wish for, ya’ll!
Soon2BeCatLady 