This morning while getting ready for work, my phone beeped that I had a new Tinder match, and not ten seconds later, that I had a new Tinder message.
“Let’s make out!”
Goodness.. it was 7AM.
“How does that work? Do we lick our phone screens or something?”
“No we hang out and actuslly make out lol”
“Well, that won’t be possible, because I have work.”
“Ha ok after work lol”
“No can do, I have plans.” (Yeah.. plans to blog about you..)
“I see. Quickie before work?”
“That’s also going to be a no.”
“Too bad.”
What did you do today, Dude? “I tried to convince girls to make out with me all day on Tinder.” GET A JOB!
Soon2BeCatLady 
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Amazing.
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