My Eyes Are Bleeding

22 Mar

It’s safe to presume that I find this opening online dating message I received to be a bit graphic.  I’ve been online dating for almost 4 years now, and I am still floored by what people think is okay to send to a complete stranger.

“Hi I just signed up today (well resigned up)  I’ll be honest It has been a few months since my last encounter.  I do like to start out giving oral if you are in to that and fingering.  I like to try getting my partner an orgasm be for the real deal. (How considerate..)  this can take about 10-20min depending on were your “G” spot s and how sensitive you are.  (Apparently I got a message from God’s gift to women.) Let me know if you are interested or not.  I wold like some common curtsy (…) as a message back even if you are not interested. I f  you do reply back with a no, I will not push the subject. :D”

Who wrote this for you?  A seven year old?  Good Lord.

I certainly don’t believe people who send this sort of message deserve any “common curtsy”, I really wanted to indicate that his message was not appreciated.

“And now my eyes are bleeding.. Thank you for the sexual assault.  Have a nice life.”

He must have sent his form letter to a bunch of ladies, as it appears as though he was reported and removed from the website.  I would bet the majority of females out there don’t appreciate being treated like a piece of meat.  Keep that in mind, fellas.


Common Curtsy

6 Responses to “My Eyes Are Bleeding”

  1. hollie March 1, 2015 at 9:20 pm #

    Common curtsy? Ugh, these kind of men are why I stopped dating online. Each time I signed up for a site I lasted a few days before messages just like these caused me to shut it back down. Why he thinks he deserves a message back, when the first one was rude, crass, and horribly worded/spelled is totally beyond me.

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  2. Finding My Inner Zen March 2, 2015 at 2:16 am #

    Is there a certain percentage of women who are desperate enough to respond to something like this? Or does he have a 100% rejection rate? I wonder…

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  3. My Dating Hangovers March 2, 2015 at 4:23 pm #

    This fool has obviously confused the average dating site with a porn site- what the hell is wrong with these men?

    I mean seriously, did he think a woman receiving the message was going to be humping her pillow, thinking “I’ve me the one”?

    Lord help them.


  4. Peanut Butter March 2, 2015 at 9:24 pm #

    WTF, being a man even I am insulted, Curtsy or courtesy, the fool can’t even make sense, your wit and guile to respond is beyond what men would expect and its something these buffoons can’t handle.

    I seriously can’t get my head around this guy but one word springs to mind !


  5. Jenni March 3, 2015 at 6:15 am #

    Wow personal boundaries and appropriate conversation isn’t something this person paid much attention to in the whole social learning curve. Plus you know the whole Ewwwwww factor is enough to drop an elephant.


  6. Jay King March 6, 2015 at 1:26 am #

    Funny he mentioned common courtesy when it contradicts with his attitude. Being Courteous is a big plus when finding “the one”, nobody wants to be disrespected on the first encounter, let alone a disrespectful invite like this one. I’m sure he got 100% rejection rate…


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