Green Card Husband?

5 Apr

The online dating weirdos just follow me wherever I go.  I can’t escape them!  The latest comes from a Facebook message from Jamshed,  who’s location keeps changing.  At the time I am writing this, he’s from Mumbai.  I also believe that he doesn’t understand the concept of time difference because I received a message from him at 11pm in the evening:

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It also had my name on it, so I guess bonus points for a little bit of effort?  I don’t believe for one moment that this photo is actually of Jamshed, but notice the gentleman in the photo, if you will.  He’s wearing a wedding ring.

“What would your wife think, Jamshed?”

He decided not to respond to that, but again – late at night, sent another photo.  This time it was one of those moveable pictures that I guess I’m too old now to understand.  It was of a boiling cup of coffee, again, with the words “Good Morning.”

Fun CatLady Fact:  I HATE coffee.  (For those of you who don’t think we can’t be friends anymore:  I’ve never liked the taste.  I was also given a Jamocha shake from Arbys once by mistake.  I consumed about 6 ounces of it and was VIOLENTLY SHAKING.  I’ll have tea, thanks.)

“Coffee is gross.  Send money.”

“Nagmoney or parasmoney?”

“Cash money.”

Obviously, I have no idea what parasmoney or nagmoney is.. However, I do find the name “NagMoney” HILARIOUS.

“I’m less money”

“It’s not going to work out.”

He’s left me alone since then.  Goodbye, Jamshed.  I’ll miss our “mornings.”

3 Responses to “Green Card Husband?”

  1. datingsurvivalist April 8, 2018 at 9:55 pm #

    I’m right there with you, Soon2BeCatLady, weirdos seem to come out of some deep woodwork to find me. I’m starting a blog about my own adventures, on and offline. My friends tell me that they live for my stories—knowing it’s not happening to them…

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  2. Melanie September 18, 2018 at 1:25 am #

    I just found your blog and I am IN LOVE. I’ve found that there aren’t many blogs out there about dating oddly enough.. I have had the WEIRDEST dudes come after me. I actually have my own blog too and I would love for you to check it out! I started it after a bad breakup and have kept it going ever since to document my adventures in dating! http://www.everythinghappensforariesling.com

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  3. Sam Salleh October 9, 2018 at 7:10 pm #

    I am very cautious on dating foreigners as I seen couple of my friends married to foreigner and end up divorce upon obtaining citizenship in Singapore

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