The online dating weirdos just follow me wherever I go. I can’t escape them! The latest comes from a Facebook message from Jamshed, who’s location keeps changing. At the time I am writing this, he’s from Mumbai. I also believe that he doesn’t understand the concept of time difference because I received a message from him at 11pm in the evening:
It also had my name on it, so I guess bonus points for a little bit of effort? I don’t believe for one moment that this photo is actually of Jamshed, but notice the gentleman in the photo, if you will. He’s wearing a wedding ring.
“What would your wife think, Jamshed?”
He decided not to respond to that, but again – late at night, sent another photo. This time it was one of those moveable pictures that I guess I’m too old now to understand. It was of a boiling cup of coffee, again, with the words “Good Morning.”
Fun CatLady Fact: I HATE coffee. (For those of you who don’t think we can’t be friends anymore: I’ve never liked the taste. I was also given a Jamocha shake from Arbys once by mistake. I consumed about 6 ounces of it and was VIOLENTLY SHAKING. I’ll have tea, thanks.)
“Coffee is gross. Send money.”
“Nagmoney or parasmoney?”
“Cash money.”
Obviously, I have no idea what parasmoney or nagmoney is.. However, I do find the name “NagMoney” HILARIOUS.
“I’m less money”
“It’s not going to work out.”
He’s left me alone since then. Goodbye, Jamshed. I’ll miss our “mornings.”
Soon2BeCatLady 
I’m right there with you, Soon2BeCatLady, weirdos seem to come out of some deep woodwork to find me. I’m starting a blog about my own adventures, on and offline. My friends tell me that they live for my stories—knowing it’s not happening to them…
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I just found your blog and I am IN LOVE. I’ve found that there aren’t many blogs out there about dating oddly enough.. I have had the WEIRDEST dudes come after me. I actually have my own blog too and I would love for you to check it out! I started it after a bad breakup and have kept it going ever since to document my adventures in dating! http://www.everythinghappensforariesling.com
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I am very cautious on dating foreigners as I seen couple of my friends married to foreigner and end up divorce upon obtaining citizenship in Singapore
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