I Don’t Want to See Your Pussy

14 Sep

Fellow online daters:   What the crap is your deal with posting photos of your cats and dogs?   (Or your car, or your food.. etc. etc. etc. – for that matter.)   Last I checked, I was online to find a person, not a cat –  however, word on the street is I may be in that market soon.

I get it – you have animals.  Great!  Take your photo with your pet.  (And if you really want to get me purring:  Read and do this.)   I don’t need to see 3 pictures of Rover when you have only one of yourself, sporting your sunglasses.   I think you are missing the point.  I will admit – on my profile – I have a photo of myself holding a snake.  It’s not mine, it’s Velvet’s..  but, it’s on there to show you how bad ass I am… and to make awesome “That’s What She Said” jokes.

Online dating websites are NOT Facebook.   If we get to talking,  I may be okay with seeing Rover if we become Facebook friends.. because that is the avenue for people to be obnoxious with those kinds of photos.

So, just leave your pussies and cocks off of online dating, okay?   Both literally and figuratively.

6 Responses to “I Don’t Want to See Your Pussy”

  1. ConditionedGoods September 14, 2012 at 10:28 am #

    I saw one with an elephant yesterday ..smh

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  2. chocolatelady555 September 14, 2012 at 1:43 pm #

    Dolpin and a grown man. Creepy.

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  3. sofreespirit80 September 15, 2012 at 1:47 am #

    Reblogged this on Another Single Woman's Blog and commented:
    I read this blog entry and I agree with everything that this woman has said. I also literally laughed out loud at her closing line. I definitely remember why I subscribe to her blog. 🙂

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  4. M September 16, 2012 at 10:14 am #

    For all kinds of different reasons, children too.

    Also my main reason for posting was I want to hear more about this Velvet character.

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  5. Karl September 19, 2012 at 2:33 pm #

    I’m always mystified by the “I do stuff! Weeeeee” photos. I’ve always felt no one actually looks attractive wearing a silly zip lining helmet.

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