Fellow online daters: What the crap is your deal with posting photos of your cats and dogs? (Or your car, or your food.. etc. etc. etc. – for that matter.) Last I checked, I was online to find a person, not a cat – however, word on the street is I may be in that market soon.
I get it – you have animals. Great! Take your photo with your pet. (And if you really want to get me purring: Read and do this.) I don’t need to see 3 pictures of Rover when you have only one of yourself, sporting your sunglasses. I think you are missing the point. I will admit – on my profile – I have a photo of myself holding a snake. It’s not mine, it’s Velvet’s.. but, it’s on there to show you how bad ass I am… and to make awesome “That’s What She Said” jokes.
Online dating websites are NOT Facebook. If we get to talking, I may be okay with seeing Rover if we become Facebook friends.. because that is the avenue for people to be obnoxious with those kinds of photos.
So, just leave your pussies and cocks off of online dating, okay? Both literally and figuratively.
Soon2BeCatLady 
I saw one with an elephant yesterday ..smh
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Dolpin and a grown man. Creepy.
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Reblogged this on Another Single Woman's Blog and commented:
I read this blog entry and I agree with everything that this woman has said. I also literally laughed out loud at her closing line. I definitely remember why I subscribe to her blog. 🙂
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For all kinds of different reasons, children too.
Also my main reason for posting was I want to hear more about this Velvet character.
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I’m always mystified by the “I do stuff! Weeeeee” photos. I’ve always felt no one actually looks attractive wearing a silly zip lining helmet.
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