As a woman on the internet, I get a lot of messages that are very complimentary towards me. Sometimes I “have an awesome profile” and other times I’m “gorgeous.” I always feel it necessary to send, at very least, a thank you. It’s nice when someone goes out of their way to compliment you.
“Aww, thank you!”
“You’re welcome. :-)”
We very well could have ended our conversation here. That was certainly my intent. But, something inspired him to write again:
“I wish I could bury my face between your legs”
WHY DO MEN FIND THIS ACCEPTABLE TO SEND TO A WOMAN!?!?!?!? I assume the mindset is “I’d love it if a woman told me she wanted to spend some time between my legs.” Most of us females don’t find that a turn-on from a complete stranger. (Or even not complete strangers.) I’m going to encourage you NOT to send that type of message to someone on the internet.
I wasn’t quite sure how to respond to this. I could have ignored it, but then the blog wouldn’t be as entertaining.
“I have a court order against using men’s heads as a thigh master. I’m NOT going back to prison!”
“Love the humor though”
All I can think of now is Prison Mike, from “The Office.”