Boob Pockets

Sometimes online dating messages aren’t creepy at all.. but this is NOT one of those times:

“I love you so much I want to take you skin and make it into a jacket. Ps I would turn your boobs backwards and the would be really big pockets imagine the stuff I could fit into thos puppies!!!!!”

Cats.. I’m going to die alone with lots and lots of cats.

Tags: crazy, creepy, dating, don'ts for dudes, fetishes, funny, hilarious, OkCupid, online dating blog, online dating messages, onlinedating, plenty of fish, POF, stupid messages

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Categories Fetishes, Flirting, OKCupid, Online Dating, POF, Stupid Messages

12 Responses to “Boob Pockets”

Funfin April 23, 2014 at 12:34 am #

Ha ha. Thanks for the laugh. Stick with the cats. Much better companions.

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- noyoupay April 23, 2014 at 5:46 pm #
  
  Which Dating site are you on? LOL This is good stuff! I just got hit up by “Lettttmeeeeeeeeeegetuponnnndembuttcheekssssgurrrlllllllllllll ” for the second time.
  
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Ann St. Vincent April 23, 2014 at 1:13 am #

Oh my, that is really creepy. Ugh!

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wineandwaffles April 23, 2014 at 1:40 am #

What the F&#@!?!?

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Chin Up, Chest High! April 23, 2014 at 7:40 am #

10/10 for originality… everything else, not so much

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shiftybananas April 23, 2014 at 8:13 am #

Reblogged this on shiftybananas and commented:
I couldn’t resist sharing. Absolutely hilarious.

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misteroakley April 23, 2014 at 8:15 am #

10/10 for creativity

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Amy peppermintsea.com April 23, 2014 at 4:43 pm #

Oh yes, stick with the cats!

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Mesh Blog April 23, 2014 at 4:43 pm #

Um. Wow? #NOPE

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Mesh Blog April 23, 2014 at 4:53 pm #

Um. Wow?

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SillyG April 25, 2014 at 3:53 am #

So did you respond!

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- Soon2BeCatLady April 25, 2014 at 3:54 am #
  
  Haha.. No.
  
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