19 Oct

“When was the last time yu was eatin out”

I was pretty sure I knew what he was asking.. but, due to his horrendous grammar, I was going to sway it in my favor.

“I was at a restaurant last night.”

“Nice! When was the last time you had oral sex”

“Why do you ask?  I feel that’s pretty personal, and none of your business.”

“Who cares? not like were gonna meet anyways”

“We aren’t?  Why are you messaging me then?”

“Becuz Im a perv and I get my jollies off by asking girls questions like this”

“I’m not here to help you with your jollies.”

“Well sorry”


..Is he really, though?


6 Responses to “Jollies”

  1. Ann St. Vincent October 19, 2014 at 10:11 pm #



  2. Carol Balawyder October 19, 2014 at 10:37 pm #

    What a creepy guy!


  3. dingdongitsmrwrong October 20, 2014 at 6:55 am #

    I’m sorry this is too funny. Love the dry wit. What an asshole! Pmsl


  4. dcjaime October 20, 2014 at 2:11 pm #

    Ugh. People can be so gross.


  5. stargirlwayback October 25, 2014 at 1:00 am #

    That explains a lot, actually…. My favorite was a message asking me to join a guy and his girlfriend for a “3sum” that very night. I think they could afford to up their screening process a little…


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