“When was the last time yu was eatin out”
I was pretty sure I knew what he was asking.. but, due to his horrendous grammar, I was going to sway it in my favor.
“I was at a restaurant last night.”
“Nice! When was the last time you had oral sex”
“Why do you ask? I feel that’s pretty personal, and none of your business.”
“Who cares? not like were gonna meet anyways”
“We aren’t? Why are you messaging me then?”
“Becuz Im a perv and I get my jollies off by asking girls questions like this”
“I’m not here to help you with your jollies.”
“Well sorry”
..Is he really, though?
Soon2BeCatLady 
Ugh.
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What a creepy guy!
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At least he was honest, I guess.
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I’m sorry this is too funny. Love the dry wit. What an asshole! Pmsl
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Ugh. People can be so gross.
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That explains a lot, actually…. My favorite was a message asking me to join a guy and his girlfriend for a “3sum” that very night. I think they could afford to up their screening process a little…
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