Plan B? More like Plan Fail.

1 Jan

“Plan b?”

“Lol. What?”

“Haha OK nmv..how’s your night going”

“No no no.  You explain yourself.”  (I was curious to see how he plan-b’d to dig himself out of this..)

“Aight” (and then he listed his telephone number.)

“No.”

“Ok I’ll try to explain.. it was a joke plan b is the morning after pill..”

“Yes, I am aware of that.”

“It was a joke proposition..”  (Duh.)

“Charming.”

“Well now that were past that hows your night going”

“I don’t know.. Some guy just used Plan B as a joke to attempt to pick me up or something.”

“That guy sounds like a douche I hope you told him to beat it”

….Happy New Year, I guess.

 

2 Responses to “Plan B? More like Plan Fail.”

  1. Ricardo January 4, 2015 at 7:43 am #

    I imagine that joke justs kills on parties.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Jay King March 6, 2015 at 7:33 am #

    Some people never learn how to moderate their jokes, if it is even a joke. I think he really meant to booty call you, in that case, he doesn’t respect you and you needed to disregard him. A guy like that shouldn’t be in a dating site but in a porn-site.

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