I Have No Time For You.

3 Dec

“Hi

I am going to be very honest.

I am doing a crazy finance internship at the moment, so i don’t have the time to go on dates  (or capitalize all of my ‘I’s), but I am attracted to you.

I love seeing a woman orgasm, and I want to see it on your face.  It makes me feel great and it is just really beautiful.

I know women need more time to get turn on than men do, so I am sorry i don’t have more of my time to give you. 

I love and respect women (do you?!) and I don’t judge them for enjoying sex as much or more than men. (My goodness, how kind!)

If you ever want my company just text me.  (Okay.. number?) I know there is a time each month when you cannot stop thinking about your need to be filled, and wished you had an attractive man to take care of you. (This guy= MIND READER.)  We can meet at your place, talk and flirt for some time and then have sex or not, depending on how you feel.  If you want to jump me right away I will still make you wait, that’s just more exciting for me. (But you love and respect women?)  We can also meet near your place to talk first if that makes you more comfortable.  (Ah.. there’s that respect he was talking about!)

If the chemistry between us is good and you want to see me again or get into a relationship, I am very open to the idea.  (“Keep in mind, I have no time for this.”??)  The more I get to know and like a girl, the more I enjoy making love to her and giving her orgasms.

Finally, you have no reason to be shy about the whole thing.  You are really not the first girl who wants to meet me after this message 🙂 (I’ll bet you twenty dollars on that one, my friend..)

11 Responses to “I Have No Time For You.”

  1. Ann St. Vincent December 3, 2014 at 3:58 am #

    Good lord. There are so many terrible ones out there.

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  2. Ricardo December 3, 2014 at 7:22 am #

    I’m glad to hear that this kind of nonsense doesn’t work on sensible people. That sort of validates how actually trying to get to know people is the best way to go about it.

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  3. ajanczewska December 3, 2014 at 11:49 am #

    Hilarious!

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  4. Jim December 3, 2014 at 1:50 pm #

    It’s obvious that this guy has no clue as to what it takes to interest a lady. Unfortunately too many guys think the same way.

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  5. Carol Balawyder December 3, 2014 at 5:27 pm #

    Wow! His excessive ego matches his stupidity!

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    • noyoupay December 4, 2014 at 8:28 am #

      Holy dictionary copy and paste message! Wow – I’m in shock you didn’t respond? Priceless… They must know you need the material to keep the blog going 😉

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  6. Hoe December 9, 2014 at 4:45 pm #

    If he doesn’t have time for you, then you don’t have time for him either.

    It’s like getting a call and caller ID says ” unavailable”. My response that is usually “Unavailable? Well so am I” 😄

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    • Joe December 9, 2014 at 4:46 pm #

      I meant to type my name as Joe in that last comment. That was a very unfortunate typo.

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  7. Julie Cacher December 10, 2014 at 12:42 am #

    What a mope! I gotta wonder what they see when they look in a mirror.

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  8. Richard W December 12, 2014 at 10:36 am #

    It is a real shame that some people feel that they can just message people things like that. There should always be respect, regardless of whether you are a man or a woman.

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  9. Jay King March 6, 2015 at 10:27 am #

    This is just disrespectful, this type of introduction is more appropriate in porn-sites not online dating sites. All men out there, keep this in mind, when respect gets thrown out the window, so does your chances of getting it on with the woman.

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