CatLady – the Evil Hearted Elitist Age Snob

8 Mar

I sometimes get slack for not giving some guys a fair shot.   If you are one of  “those” types, I am going to suggest you not read this one. Not only was this guy too young for my comfort level, (He is 26.  Yes, I’m an age snob, I get it.)  but he also had absolutely ZERO information on his profile.  He had a very unflattering photo, and I think his grammar speaks for itself.

“You are smexxy”

Okay, first of all, what the EFF is “smexxy?”   And, more importantly, who uses that made up word!?

“I don’t know what that means.”

“Let’s keep it simple.  Smart and sexy I can be that other side of your heart if you want : )”

“No, thank you.”

I was polite!  At least side with me there!

“Just saying.  Why you so negative”

Guys – if a girl says “No, thank you.”  Drop it and move along; it’s her loss.

“I don’t consider myself negative.  You’re out of the age range I would consider dating, and furthermore, you have no information on your profile to help me consider overriding the age factor.”

“Well I am right here.  You can ask me anything.  I also wouldn’t discriminate base on age either.  Maybe you owe me a sorry : (“

“I don’t owe anyone anything.”

And neither do you, stranger reading this!

“I don’t want to have to ask you things to figure out who you are.  You are given a profile to fill out to give someone an idea, and then they can ask follow up questions if necessary.  And, I bet if a girl were 16 you would discriminate based on age.”

CatLady character flaw:  I like being right.

“I would not discriminate. However the only reason why I would never date her is she is not of legal age yet.”

Wait… isn’t that discriminating based on age?  Hehehe!!

“Answering your question about the 411.  Yea I just have not had the time to fill it out.  Since I am here what do you want to know about me.  Don’t be shy”

“I’ve already told you, I’m not interested.”

“Good excuse after I call you out on that.  Evil at heart.  You should go deliver yourself from evil”

“Okay. Bye!”

“It’s been bye.  Looser”



5 Responses to “CatLady – the Evil Hearted Elitist Age Snob”

  1. Liz March 8, 2016 at 2:02 am #

    I’m guessing you turned him down cuz of his looks. 99.8% sure.


    • Soon2BeCatLady March 8, 2016 at 2:05 am #

      No, I turned him down because he is 26 and wanted me to do all the work.


  2. akbfilms March 8, 2016 at 4:54 am #

    Ugh. It reminds me of this article. If someone says no, move along. Women don’t exist to pay attention to you!


  3. Lisa March 8, 2016 at 2:11 pm #

    Just had a situation myself where I told the guy ‘no’ based on our first phone conversation being full of profanity and a racial slur. Apparently I was judging too quick and he proceeded to tell me several times. After blocking him on everything, he calls me from another number, apparently to talk. Seriously? Blocking him didn’t give him the idea I don’t want to talk!? I got off the phone quick, sent him a message after unblocking him. His response was all about how horrible I am and no wonder I am single and will be forever. What is ironic is his reaction to my rejection only proved how right I was in the first place. Always listen to your gut!!!!


  4. toldating March 8, 2016 at 3:29 pm #

    Looser than what?! I must find out!


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