A Very Intimate Question

7 Jun

I understand that the protection of the computer screen makes it easier to say terrible things to people, as you don’t get to see their reaction.  But, these guys have their faces, and names attached to this!  No shame, whatsoever.  5 years later and it still floors me.

“Can I ask you a very intimate question?”

“I don’t know.  Can you?”

I believe he meant “May I..”

“Do you wear your glasses while making love?”


I’ve told you before, and I’ll tell you again – glasses suit me.


“Why do you feel you should be privy to what happens behind my closed doors?”

“Was thinking of making you a proposal.”


In typing this out, I am now outraged at myself for not taking that as “marriage proposal” and going that route.  Doggone it, CatLady!


“But that is dependent upon my glass wearing preferences during whoopee?”

“Yes. I want to finish on them.”


Ugh.  I didn’t want to know the answer to my next question.



“I dunno, just think there’s something hot about trying it.  Need even trying to get laid.”


I assumed he meant “Not even trying..”


“So now you’re supposedly classy, or something?”

“No just saying if you don’t want to go the whole way I’m open to ideas.”


Huh… last I checked, I didn’t consent to any of his ideas.. Suddenly, if I don’t want to “go the whole way”, there’s other options available?  Lucky me!


“You’re making some pretty big assumptions.”

“Would you be open to the idea?”

“I’m not here for your sexual pleasure.  And I don’t appreciate being treated like a piece of meat.”

“So you’re saying there’s a chance?”



4 Responses to “A Very Intimate Question”

  1. Lord Commander June 7, 2016 at 1:59 am #

    I have a friend who says those type of things to their face, I have seen it numerous times. The oddest part is that he says he has never been slapped and only one drink poured on him.

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  2. Yolanda Williams June 9, 2016 at 2:43 pm #

    This is vert interesting. Thank goodness it has never happened to me. I don’t know what my response would be.


  3. Kimberly L June 26, 2016 at 5:14 am #

    I totally know what it’s like, being behind the screen gives you confidence. Especially if you lack confidence.

    Perhaps, they’re coming off on a way they think women like them to, or how they WANT to be (assuming they’re normally, not such a dick). I’m sure in real life most of them do not know how to interact, I freeze up! 😛


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