Apparently there are Tinder rules that I have not been following..
“Hey CatLady, we matched. What do we do now? I think we are supposed to hook up?”
“I thought we were supposed to get married.”
“Let’s fuck first.”
Classy..
“Nah.”
“This is a hookup site you know??”
“Actually, it’s a dating app. And – even if you were accurate, that doesn’t mean I’m required to hook up with you.”
“It actually is a requirement that you hookup.”
Damn.. Makes me regret swiping right for EVERYONE. — I did contemplate telling him that I am one of the founders of Tinder, and that he is incorrect.. but decided against it.
“Oh.. Well, you’ll have to wait in line then. You’re number 2549.”
“You are not following the rules, please hookup with me?”
“If you’re still semi-attractive in 7 years after I’ve hooked up with those ahead of you, I’ll let you know.”
“I’m reporting you”
“Okay.”
So, sounds like I’m gonna be busy for the next 7 years.. Or be a rebellious rule-breaker.
Soon2BeCatLady 