Being Offensive on Tinder

8 Nov

I’m going to put on my psychologist hat for half a second, and presume that the boy that sent these messages really was looking forward to me flipping out on him.   I must have ruined his entire evening when I did not.

“Your first photo makes me one to crank one out into your mouth and all over your face.  Then have you make me a sandwich and I’ll eat it and go home.”

I really can’t imagine someone sends something like that and expects it to happen.  I decided to play along.

“That sounds like an excellent plan.  When works for you?”

“Actually just looked at your other pics and changed my mind!  I can send a couple black guys over to do it for me”

I don’t know if there was some hidden meaning in there I should have caught that should have been offensive towards me?  I was still going to play along and not go according to his plan of me freaking out.

“Even better!”

“Like anal?  You strike me as a girl who takes it in the servants entrance”

“Oh yeah, all the time.”

“Let them blow loads up your ass?”

“Why not?  ..But only on Wednesdays!”

..And then he gave up and blocked me.  Screen shots for the win!

What an asshole, though.  Some people don’t deserve clean air.

11 Responses to “Being Offensive on Tinder”

  1. Ann St. Vincent's avatar
    Ann St. Vincent November 8, 2014 at 5:56 pm #

    Or fresh water 😛

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  2. dunkirkstreet's avatar
    dunkirkstreet November 8, 2014 at 6:15 pm #

    LOL…just wow. You took the right tactic though : )

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  3. Doris's avatar
    Doris November 9, 2014 at 8:31 am #

    Why do you respond to these female hating men? Why would you stay on a dating website where men treat women like meat?

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    • Soon2BeCatLady's avatar
      Soon2BeCatLady November 9, 2014 at 4:19 pm #

      I respond to show the world that, although great, online dating isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
      I have met several wonderful people, too. Which is why I still do it. 🙂

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      • Joe's avatar
        Joe November 10, 2014 at 2:51 am #

        I haven’t met very many good people from online dating. In fact the only one that I’ve really connected with….lives all the way in the Phillipines.

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      • Soon2BeCatLady's avatar
        Soon2BeCatLady November 10, 2014 at 2:53 am #

        Keep on truckin.. Ask someone out that you don’t necessary think you’d connect with.

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      • Joe's avatar
        Joe November 12, 2014 at 12:28 am #

        Why would I ask a woman out on a date with whom I don’t think I’ll connect? Just sounds like a recipe for disaster.

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      • Soon2BeCatLady's avatar
        Soon2BeCatLady November 12, 2014 at 12:36 am #

        Networking. She could set you up with someone you would connect with.

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      • Joe's avatar
        Joe November 12, 2014 at 1:19 am #

        Asking out someone I don’t like in order for her to set me up with someone I do like?

        That’s kinda roundabout isn’t it?

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      • Soon2BeCatLady's avatar
        Soon2BeCatLady November 12, 2014 at 1:22 am #

        I didn’t say that you don’t like! Someone who seems nice, but maybe not your type.

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  4. sassysingle7's avatar
    sassysingle7 December 26, 2014 at 5:10 pm #

    Men like this mystify me and not in a good way.

    http://okcupiddiaries.com

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