Sexual UserNames

27 Nov

I think we need to start a new online dating rule:   If your user name is something disgusting – you aren’t allowed to get mad if you get called out on it.

I’m not going to tell you what his username was, but I’d love to hear your guesses in the comments!

“if you are even half as sweet as you are gorgeous i would feel lucky to get to know you and go out with you”

“Aww.. Well, this may indicate my sweetness level:  I’m pretty disturbed by your user name.”

“I’m way more than a name”

“Right.  But you likely chose the name, which is the questionable part.”

“I did. and I’m not ashamed of it at all.”

“I wasn’t suggesting you had to be.  I’m just saying I’m disturbed by it.”

“Lmao that’s too fucking funny. You are so pathetic.  grow up lil kid”

“Now I’m too sweet.. go figure.”

“Every woman claims they are disturbed by it. But I’m sure its not disturbing when your cumming all over a guys face”

“Hmm.. I guess I wouldn’t know.”

“Really.  Is it something you don’t wanna try?  Obviously its ok if that’s the case.  just wondering.”

“It doesn’t sound appealing, but that’s probably because I’m a ‘lil kid’.”

“I was an asshole to say that.”

Kudos to him for trying to right the wrong, I guess.  Seriously, though, guys:  You don’t need to use something sexual as your user name, and you shouldn’t! Or at least if you do – be understanding that maybe not everyone is into the same kink you are.

Anyone have any cats to send me?

11 Responses to “Sexual UserNames”

  1. Ricardo November 27, 2014 at 2:10 pm #

    The only cat you need is a kitkat.

    I’m in no way qualified to guess here. There’s millions of ways to be disturbing. It’s probably related to his messages?

    I mean just from that you could go with ‘LadyCumBeard’, ‘IHaveAGirlForAFace’ or ‘HumanCentipedeOfEternalOralSex’. And that’s just scratching the surface of wrong usernames.

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  2. Dawn November 27, 2014 at 7:13 pm #

    MuffDiver?
    I always love when I guy messages how much he’d like to get to know me and how beautiful I am, trying to come off so sincere…when clearly based on his username he’s really only interested in whether he can tease my lady parts.
    I’m a firm believer that most men pick names they think their friends will think is cool…and not something that is actually personal.

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  3. datingflops November 29, 2014 at 5:31 am #

    I would guess it was something along the lines of pussylicker? muffeater? grindmyface?
    These are names that I have come across on my endeavors of online dating and it didn’t make me want to chat to them!

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    • Soon2BeCatLady November 29, 2014 at 5:32 am #

      You are the closest! It was “RideMyFace” with some numbers behind it. *eyeroll*

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  4. Ricardo November 29, 2014 at 11:13 am #

    Ofcourse, everyone respects their conversations with MonkeyBoner83 and MeatPump69. Those names are pretty much internet clichés by now.

    I actually came across a girl who had “Twerkalicious” as her online handle. Had a rather civilized (strange word to indicate pleasant while online dating I guess) conversation with her. It turned out her friends had created her account and she had promised not to change the name. Not sure if that’s true, but in very rare cases the name is not the whole story.

    I guess she could just be trolling around the online dating world, looking for interesting stories to kill some time, but my point stands.

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  5. monotonyslament November 29, 2014 at 5:14 pm #

    It’s rather strange to me that even women do this. I had come across a few in the Philly area whose profile basically screamed whore. I on the other hand prefer to pick names that refer to obscure albums or references that a very small population would understand. The last ones I used on POF were Beelzebubba and Getcha_Pull. The first is the album by The Deadmilkmen with the radio friendly song “Punk Rock Girl” and the other is a phrase that was used by my favorite guitarist that meant do the things that you want to do, or simply just do for you. Besides, who has room for innuendo, it’s more fun to just be blatant.

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  6. Joe December 1, 2014 at 5:29 pm #

    It would have been much funnier If his username was MustacheRide. At least then he could say he was trying to be funny or that he was a big fan of SuperTroopers

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  7. girlseule December 1, 2014 at 11:52 pm #

    I once saw a guy with the user name “I_eat_it_raw”. Wasn’t him was it?

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    • Joe December 2, 2014 at 10:22 pm #

      Eat it raw isn’t necessarily a sexual username. Might be on the raw diet( that’s a thing isn’t it?).

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      • girlseule December 2, 2014 at 11:08 pm #

        I know it isnt necessarily, but judging by the rest of this dudes profile, this was man was on no raw food diet let me tell you!

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