Play By The Tinder Rules

23 Mar

Tinder Match!Apparently there are Tinder rules that I have not been following..

“Hey CatLady, we matched.  What do we do now?  I think we are supposed to hook up?”

“I thought we were supposed to get married.”

“Let’s fuck first.”



“This is a hookup site you know??”

“Actually, it’s a dating app.  And – even if you were accurate, that doesn’t mean I’m required to hook up with you.”

“It actually is a requirement that you hookup.”

Damn.. Makes me regret swiping right for EVERYONE. — I did contemplate telling him that I am one of the founders of Tinder, and that he is incorrect.. but decided against it.

“Oh.. Well, you’ll have to wait in line then.  You’re number 2549.”

“You are not following the rules, please hookup with me?”

“If you’re still semi-attractive in 7 years after I’ve hooked up with those ahead of you, I’ll let you know.”

“I’m reporting you”


So, sounds like I’m gonna be busy for the next 7 years..  Or be a rebellious rule-breaker.

10 Responses to “Play By The Tinder Rules”

  1. GreenEyes -x- February 13, 2015 at 8:34 am #

    Lol, Tinder defo gives the comedy factor! 🙂


  2. Dawn February 13, 2015 at 12:52 pm #

    That’s funny. I would have deleted him after the first message. What an ass.


  3. ajanczewska February 13, 2015 at 3:29 pm #

    Love it!


  4. Joe February 18, 2015 at 1:30 am #

    You’re one of the founders of Tinder? I never would have guessed.

    Do you actually swipe right for everyone? Why?


    • Soon2BeCatLady February 18, 2015 at 2:44 am #

      No. I’m not. Sometimes I’m full of garbage.

      I don’t *always* swipe right for everyone, but I figure “Why not?” Most guys do the same, and most never send messages anyway.


      • Joe February 19, 2015 at 10:57 pm #

        For some women it is difficult to send a message to them on tinder because their profile is either blank or very generic.


  5. Alexandra February 23, 2015 at 1:10 pm #

    This article made me laugh! I can’t see how Tinder is a hookup app at all! I mean, just because two people liked each other’s pictures that doesn’t mean they have to sleep together now! I actually really liked your attitude here, nice sarcasm!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Alan March 2, 2015 at 3:38 pm #

    Oh yeah, I remember I used to do such pranks with my college groupmates in Tinder and I was such a jerk, honestly, but it worked! 🙂


  7. Mizz Catzy April 7, 2015 at 10:21 am #

    Interesting haha. Made my day


  8. Evelina May 12, 2015 at 5:57 am #

    I am still confused, who is more funny the boy or girl ? 😛


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