Apparently there are Tinder rules that I have not been following..
“Hey CatLady, we matched. What do we do now? I think we are supposed to hook up?”
“I thought we were supposed to get married.”
“Let’s fuck first.”
Classy..
“Nah.”
“This is a hookup site you know??”
“Actually, it’s a dating app. And – even if you were accurate, that doesn’t mean I’m required to hook up with you.”
“It actually is a requirement that you hookup.”
Damn.. Makes me regret swiping right for EVERYONE. — I did contemplate telling him that I am one of the founders of Tinder, and that he is incorrect.. but decided against it.
“Oh.. Well, you’ll have to wait in line then. You’re number 2549.”
“You are not following the rules, please hookup with me?”
“If you’re still semi-attractive in 7 years after I’ve hooked up with those ahead of you, I’ll let you know.”
“I’m reporting you”
“Okay.”
So, sounds like I’m gonna be busy for the next 7 years.. Or be a rebellious rule-breaker.
Soon2BeCatLady 
Lol, Tinder defo gives the comedy factor! 🙂
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That’s funny. I would have deleted him after the first message. What an ass.
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Love it!
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You’re one of the founders of Tinder? I never would have guessed.
Do you actually swipe right for everyone? Why?
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No. I’m not. Sometimes I’m full of garbage.
I don’t *always* swipe right for everyone, but I figure “Why not?” Most guys do the same, and most never send messages anyway.
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For some women it is difficult to send a message to them on tinder because their profile is either blank or very generic.
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This article made me laugh! I can’t see how Tinder is a hookup app at all! I mean, just because two people liked each other’s pictures that doesn’t mean they have to sleep together now! I actually really liked your attitude here, nice sarcasm!
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Oh yeah, I remember I used to do such pranks with my college groupmates in Tinder and https://kovla.com/datings/us/springfield. I was such a jerk, honestly, but it worked! 🙂
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Interesting haha. Made my day
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I am still confused, who is more funny the boy or girl ? 😛
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