Scaring Them Straight!

20 Oct


As a woman on the internet, I get a lot of messages that are very complimentary towards me.  Sometimes I “have an awesome profile” and other times I’m “gorgeous.”  I always feel it necessary to send, at very least, a thank you.  It’s nice when someone goes out of their way to compliment you.

“You’re gorgeous”

“Aww, thank you!”

“You’re welcome. :-)”


We very well could have ended our conversation here.  That was certainly my intent.  But, something inspired him to write again:

“I wish I could bury my face between your legs”


WHY DO MEN FIND THIS ACCEPTABLE TO SEND TO A WOMAN!?!?!?!?  I assume the mindset is “I’d love it if a woman told me she wanted to spend some time between my legs.”   Most of us females don’t find that a turn-on from a complete stranger.  (Or even not complete strangers.)  I’m going to encourage you NOT to send that type of message to someone on the internet.

I wasn’t quite sure how to respond to this.  I could have ignored it, but then the blog wouldn’t be as entertaining.

“I have a court order against using men’s heads as a thigh master.  I’m NOT going back to prison!”


“Love the humor though”


All I can think of now is Prison Mike, from “The Office.”

7 Responses to “Scaring Them Straight!”

  1. StarOfGrace October 20, 2016 at 7:16 pm #

    Totally not OK men! Do they not have a filter or just that de-da-dee?


  2. Michael Scarn October 20, 2016 at 10:48 pm #

    Its pretty easy, I usually think what would Michael Scott say? Then I do the opposite.


  3. markgreeneaxis November 1, 2016 at 11:04 am #

    On behalf of my kind I apologize for that phrase… It seems like that’s a phrase pre-pubescent boy who watches a lot of porn and pretends in his mind he did it for so many time that it will actually work if he say it with confidence and conviction. hahaha It’s funny though. You did the right thing by brushing it off with a reply with which I assume the meaning he doesn’t get… 🙂


  4. peanutbutter (@PeanutSmooth) December 9, 2016 at 5:10 pm #

    When the only level of respect is finding a porn star on a dating site as a suitable partner. Was funny to see men still think with their faces !


  5. MeChell December 12, 2016 at 7:49 pm #

    Ugh, I seriously hate it when you think maybe you could possibly have an interesting conversation with someone and then BAM! they have to go and fuck it all up by being a douche canoe.


  6. Pepper Leclerc July 20, 2018 at 7:02 pm #

    Omg this made me laugh and cringe lol. I have many similar stories! I will never understand how guys think that this is the way to get girls!!


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