Shirtless Bathroom Selfie

9 Dec

Based on the title, it should be no surprise to you that today’s interaction is with a shirtless bathroom selfie dude.

“Hello there :)”

“Where’s your shirt?!”

 

He really should be lucky that I responded at all.  I don’t often waste my time with ‘hello’ messages.

 

“I know right lol but how are you”

“That didn’t answer my question!”

“Fuck your question if you like it move along basic ass female”

 

Well, that made no sense… Nevertheless, I’m sure Mom is so proud.

7 Responses to “Shirtless Bathroom Selfie”

  1. shatteredwish December 9, 2016 at 4:32 am #

    “Basic ass female” I love how “basic” is the new slang term for an insult. I am as basic as they come, basic clothes, basic shoes, basic hair. WTF??? I think it’s a compliment if you ask me, but the whole thing made no sense regardless. Still funny shit though!

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  2. Paula Light December 10, 2016 at 5:07 pm #

    I just hid my profile as a holiday gift to myself so I wouldn’t have to deal with stupids like this until 2017. I’m already feeling much more cheery. 🙂

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  3. StarOfGrace December 14, 2016 at 1:46 am #

    What do you want for dinner dear? Fuck your question… haha that’s not gonna last long. Silly boys.

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  4. Nei February 11, 2017 at 11:28 am #

    I don`t think you women know how incredibly lucky you are. Try being a guy on a dating site for 30 days and see if you are able to not kill yourself. You have no idea what its like. On any given datingsite there`s 7 times more women then men. And alot of those women are actually men using fake profiles. So the moment a guy, for example me, joins one of those shitsites, they end up in a huge group of men and all of them are trying to get the females attention. If this was done live outside of computers, it would look like the gladiator fights in ancient rome, people would be killed. So you are just one of many when you are a guy. The women on the other hand, they can pick and choose becasue there are so many men. So if you are not perfect in every way, you find yourself in the back of the line. And it is a long line. Bottom line; men are worthless. That`s what I learned trying one of these dating shites. If I was not really fast replying and said all the right things, I was tossed to the side and the woman moved on to the next dumbass in line, because she could. There`s an endless stream of dumb men on these sites. I`m not there though, no way will I ever sink so low again and try online dating. It`s shit. And women who use these sites and behave that way is not someone I would want to date anyway. I like normal, sane people.

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  5. Nei February 11, 2017 at 11:36 am #

    I meant 7 times more men then women, of course. On dating sites. In my previous post. Anyway, moving on.

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  6. curlyangell February 16, 2017 at 12:57 pm #

    The women on the other hand, they can pick and choose because there are so many men. So if you are not perfect in every way, you find yourself in the back of the line. And it is a long line. Bottom line; men are worthless. That`s what I learned trying one of these dating sites. If I was not really fast replying and said all the right things, I was tossed to the side and the woman moved on to the next dumb ass in line, because she could. There`s an endless stream of dumb men on these sites.

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