It’s safe to presume that I find this opening online dating message I received to be a bit graphic. I’ve been online dating for almost 4 years now, and I am still floored by what people think is okay to send to a complete stranger.
“Hi I just signed up today (well resigned up) I’ll be honest It has been a few months since my last encounter. I do like to start out giving oral if you are in to that and fingering. I like to try getting my partner an orgasm be for the real deal. (How considerate..) this can take about 10-20min depending on were your “G” spot s and how sensitive you are. (Apparently I got a message from God’s gift to women.) Let me know if you are interested or not. I wold like some common curtsy (…) as a message back even if you are not interested. I f you do reply back with a no, I will not push the subject. :D”
Who wrote this for you? A seven year old? Good Lord.
I certainly don’t believe people who send this sort of message deserve any “common curtsy”, I really wanted to indicate that his message was not appreciated.
“And now my eyes are bleeding.. Thank you for the sexual assault. Have a nice life.”
He must have sent his form letter to a bunch of ladies, as it appears as though he was reported and removed from the website. I would bet the majority of females out there don’t appreciate being treated like a piece of meat. Keep that in mind, fellas.
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