Gentlemen of the world, I really hope that statistic isn’t true. (And we know that the “100% Secure – Completely Anonymous” part is now B.S.)
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, by now you probably know that AshleyMadison.com, the website that encourages “Life is short. Have an affair.” was hacked and millions of user’s information has been leaked to the world wide web.
I wanted to share some words, thoughts, and some rules, for this whole ordeal..
I feel bad for any future sons that I may have. I’m pretty sure “Mama CatLady” is going to sit down with them after high school graduation and discuss what is appropriate and not appropriate to discuss with complete strangers. I think it’s safe to assume that this 27 year old’s mother (and many other mothers out there..) never did that:
“I bet you have a tasty pussy.”
There were oh-so many places I could go with this..
I apologize for not blogging much lately, I have been taking a mental health break from the madness that is online dating. Sometimes it gets to be too much, ya know? However, I have still been practicing my flirting skills and chatting up complete strangers, as that is what I do.
Today’s story is one that I imagine would be a cute story to tell the grandchildren.
Apparently there are Tinder rules that I have not been following..
“Hey CatLady, we matched. What do we do now? I think we are supposed to hook up?”
“I thought we were supposed to get married.”
“Let’s fuck first.”
Classy..
“Nah.”
“This is a hookup site you know??”
“Actually, it’s a dating app. And – even if you were accurate, that doesn’t mean I’m required to hook up with you.”
“It actually is a requirement that you hookup.”
Damn.. Makes me regret swiping right for EVERYONE. — I did contemplate telling him that I am one of the founders of Tinder, and that he is incorrect.. but decided against it.
“Oh.. Well, you’ll have to wait in line then. You’re number 2549.”
“You are not following the rules, please hookup with me?”
“If you’re still semi-attractive in 7 years after I’ve hooked up with those ahead of you, I’ll let you know.”
“I’m reporting you”
“Okay.”
So, sounds like I’m gonna be busy for the next 7 years.. Or be a rebellious rule-breaker.
I apologize that this is a long one, (That’s what he said.) but after reading it aloud to some friends, I am convinced it needs to be shared. I am not normally in the market to mess with people.. but, sometimes you need to fight crazy with crazier… You’ll see.
This is easily one of my top ten posts on this blog, if not top five. You’d really be doing yourself a disservice if you don’t click to read more!
It’s safe to presume that I find this opening online dating message I received to be a bit graphic. I’ve been online dating for almost 4 years now, and I am still floored by what people think is okay to send to a complete stranger.
“Hi I just signed up today (well resigned up) I’ll be honest It has been a few months since my last encounter. I do like to start out giving oral if you are in to that and fingering. I like to try getting my partner an orgasm be for the real deal. (How considerate..) this can take about 10-20min depending on were your “G” spot s and how sensitive you are. (Apparently I got a message from God’s gift to women.) Let me know if you are interested or not. I wold like some common curtsy (…) as a message back even if you are not interested. I f you do reply back with a no, I will not push the subject. :D”
Who wrote this for you? A seven year old? Good Lord.
I certainly don’t believe people who send this sort of message deserve any “common curtsy”, I really wanted to indicate that his message was not appreciated.
“And now my eyes are bleeding.. Thank you for the sexual assault. Have a nice life.”
He must have sent his form letter to a bunch of ladies, as it appears as though he was reported and removed from the website. I would bet the majority of females out there don’t appreciate being treated like a piece of meat. Keep that in mind, fellas.
Soon2BeCatLady 