“do you have any knee high socks”
I can only imagine that this “suitor” has some sort of school-girl fantasy that he wishes to fulfill. Or, perhaps his junk is just too big for regular socks..
“Yes, I do. Do you need to borrow them?”
I have it on OKCupid’s authority that he read this message.. but then he deactivated his account.
What’s the score now? CatLady – 510, Douchebags – 0?