“When was the last time yu was eatin out”
I was pretty sure I knew what he was asking.. but, due to his horrendous grammar, I was going to sway it in my favor.
“I was at a restaurant last night.”
“Nice! When was the last time you had oral sex”
“Why do you ask? I feel that’s pretty personal, and none of your business.”
“Who cares? not like were gonna meet anyways”
“We aren’t? Why are you messaging me then?”
“Becuz Im a perv and I get my jollies off by asking girls questions like this”
“I’m not here to help you with your jollies.”
..Is he really, though?